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Confession: I tin can't honestly remember the last reality testify I tuned in to watch. Well, peradventure "Difficult Knocks." Does that count? I say no.

Simply I've been strangely anticipating the advent of everyone's least-favorite unemployed quarterback, Jay Cutler, and the new series on East! on which he'south appearing in an unfamiliar role: that of sidekick.

It's clear early in the serial premiere of "Very Cavallari" -- which documents the trials and tribulations of Kristin Cavallari, Cutler's married woman, every bit she launches her new product line -- that this is not his stage. Not really, anyway.

And that's fine. Cavallari, a native of Barrington, might now be famous for being famous, simply she'south making the well-nigh of her opportunity to change that. Smart move.

She makes a skilful indicate early in the debut episode. Cavallari asks Cutler when he'll know he's 100 percent done with football game. It's clear he'south keeping a toe in that door. But she has been making sacrifices for him the past 8 years they've been together, she notes, and that "this is my football game." Besides: "This is my turn."

Cavallari is adamant to build and expand her Uncommon James brand -- her shoe-née-jewelry line, plus other stuff information technology sounds like -- and that statement is laid down iii minutes into the starting time episode.

All the same, she says this right after Cutler had just slammed a cooler full of expressionless elk meat on the posh kitchen counter, then it's not as if he hasn't marked his territory a bit. There's a balance here. Information technology strangely works. Cutler always did have those sneaky-brilliant moments in his weird, even underwhelming career; he outgunned Tom Brady last flavour, you know?

But Cutler and Cavallari are also a team. A proficient one, it seems. All those stories nigh a scattering of Chicago Bears teammates really liking Cutler -- they probably are true. Cutler seems pretty square with his wife getting this nifty opportunity, and why wouldn't he? He fifty-fifty helped her proper noun the brand, providing the crucial first give-and-take in her line, "Uncommon James." (The James comes from their girl's middle name.)

Let's get the football game out of the way, as the show does rather summarily: Is Cutler done? "Probably," he says, but that won't exist official until, similar, September. As for how the QB who has started 153 NFL games (14 concluding flavor for the semi-dreadful Dolphins) might exist keeping himself in game shape … well, there'due south a lilliputian lounge fourth dimension involved.

"I like to go on myself pretty gratis," Cutler explains, "so if something does popular up, I can bounce right into information technology."

Same, Jay. Aforementioned.

While Kristin Cavallari is the star of Eastward! Entertainment's new reality show, "Very Cavallari," her husband, Jay Cutler, plays a key supportive role. - Photograph courtesy of NBCUniversal

Cav reveals Cutler's latest hobby is watching deer cams. You know, live video feeds of deer eating food on other people's property. And he plainly does information technology all day long, at least when he's non arriving early on at his kids' school to trounce the moms in the pickup line.

Cutler, in other words, is dominating retirement.

"I'thousand not looking to exercise a lot of piece of work right now," he says nears the conclusion of Episode 1. "I'm looking to do the exact contrary of that."

Aye, Cutler is (football game writer opinion alarm coming) conspicuously the best thing about "Very Cavallari," at least so far. The prove is a lot of Cavallari'southward business building -- be warned. Information technology might have been vii years ago since she left "The Hills," merely this seems like an offshoot of pretty close facsimile, or really just like whatsoever dime-a-dozen reality shows about celebrities. At least what I've read virtually since, you know, I don't watch that stuff.

Nosotros know, nosotros know. Information technology's early on July. This is how you know y'all need football. This show, if you're needing your set, isn't exactly your methadone. Simply if you're a Cutler fan at all, though, it's something. And it'due south mildly funny to scout him practise normal-guy stuff. Stay-at-home dad mundanity. No clue why information technology works.

Our unsolicited communication to producers: less singing boyfriend of ane of Cav'southward assistants, more than Cutler. This isn't difficult to figure out.

Maybe the deer cam is secretly riveting, but we don't find that out from him. Cutler appears a little bored. Then again, he appeared bored most of his career. It's role of his amuse, like the bartender you hate but ever go drinks from. No 1 can explicate this mystery. It just is what it is, as Cutler might have said afterwards a 3-pick loss to Light-green Bay.

"Jay retired concluding year," Cavallari says, almost similar she's trying to speak information technology into existence. Do I recollect she fears he'll pick upwards the telephone in August when some starter blows an Achilles? Yep, I do. But she as well seems to want him to pick a hobby if that phone call never arrives.

Cav: "I call back Jay but needs something to do correct now."

To this point, he appears supportive of Cavallari'due south business -- she'southward running information technology out of the business firm to offset things out -- but also territorial about his den. "Sooo, when are these chicks coming over?" he asks. That's a direct quote. Semiretirement tin't alter a man.

Cav has a unproblematic asking when nosotros see her new associates: "Can yous but be nice to the girls when they come?"

"I'yard going to be neutral," Cutler said.

I'm dead.

There's more than: Afterward non proverb hello to Cavallari'south girls when they walked in, Cutler promised to give "more than byes than Howdy's." Amazing stuff.

Later, he texts Cav (from upstairs) after one of her assistants parks in the Cutler lawn. Oh yeah, this is the goods.

"I would dear to sit here and say that I am non agape of Jay, only I honestly am," one assistant, Shannon Ford, says. "I don't fifty-fifty look Jay in the optics anymore because I am honestly afraid that he'll steal my soul."

That'south not all. Later, he takes a different Cavallari banana out to the garage to "play a little game." He's wanting to position several brilliant-orange pylons as office of a "Where Would Yous Park In The Grass?" stunt. This is the best part of the show. Information technology's the Cutler we came to know and so well in the NFL. She oddly doesn't seem that into information technology.

"Information technology's going to be a lot of fun," he said. "If you guys wouldn't park in the k so much, we wouldn't have this trouble." Cutler is wearing a brown beanie when he says this. This is not Cavallari, but an assistant. She complains that she has simply gotten back into working out after a two-twelvemonth absence, given that her hairdressing career gave her a decent amount of physical exertion "with a blow drier and stuff, you know?"

[Dramatic pause] ...

"You can't exist serious," Cutler said, shaking his caput, never cracking a smile.

It'due south all too much.

Cavallari knows Cutler is a pain in the rump. She says she nicknamed him "Les Mis" for his eternal centre-rolling badgerer. That's funny. She thought he'd exist thrilled that she just told him the business organization is set to movement out of the house in a mere 4 days. This was supposed to get him excited. Merely Cutler is skeptical of this announcement, saying he doesn't want to get his hopes upward, relating to the Christmas souvenir that never comes. This is the sober, in-home version of the infamous "doooon't caaaaare" that became the classic off-the-field story during Cutler'south playing career.

But Cavallari genuinely seems to get the guy and capeesh the all-time of him. They're trying to do more date nights, and he planned one of them. That's kind of, well, keen. We can't speak for the Denver folks, but even media who covered Cutler early in his Chicago career and found his short, snarky responses to be annoying more often than not learned to appreciate the guy. He could be rather good, about Bears beat writers will tell you lot, and it's not untrue. Cutler actually is a funny guy, and we've known -- duh, Vandy -- that he's smart. One time in a while, he'd exist pretty darned good on an NFL podium.

And his life annoyance is somewhat overplayed. Jay wanted to move the family to Nashville after going to school there, she tells us, always wanting to return to raise his family. That's why they're at that place, and Cavallari seems to love it. She seems more outwardly excited about beingness there than he does, but Cutler clearly isn't going to gush about anything.

Am I going to watch every episode? Oh, boy, that's going to be a tough commitment. Simply I will lookout man a few -- enough, past the completion of Flavor 1, to master the spelling of Cavallari's last name. More that, though, I'll see what Cutler is proverb while his married woman launches her business organisation. He'due south just a different cat, and it's strangely entertaining. This is as far as I can get into reality TV, but it's something.

• Eric Edholm is a senior editor for Pro Football Weekly. Follow Eric on Twitter @Eric_Edholm.

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